Browsing home listings for Wisconsin this morning and found more dead animals as decor. This half-a-bear watches the family eat. Sounds like a recipe for indigestion, if you ask me. (What do they do with the other half of the bear? Do I even want to know?) Deer heads take priority over the tv in this home. The buck on the right seems to be caught mid-sentence. "Say, what's that fella in bright orange pointing at us?" Here's a duck alongside the gun that killed it. His little head is tucked down in shame. "They got me, all right." A turkey watches in judgement while you pour giblet gravy over your mashed potatoes. He hopes your arteries clog. It's not truly a cabin without some antlers and a bear skin. A pheasant posed majestically, as he must have been just before the buckshot tore through his body. Wtf are those boulders doing on the coffee table? Or are they gourds? Either way, meh. Okay this isn't a dead animal but creeps me out way more. Imagine waking up (or trying to go to sleep) with a doll watching over you with her lifeless black eyes. She looks like she's ready to pounce. Shudder.
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